Insult 7

Insult of the Day: 

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

 

Joke of the Day: 

The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat. If it’s the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. If it’s handwritten, type it. if it’s typed, copy it. If it’s copied, file it. If it’s Friday, forget it! 

 

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