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Insult of the Day: If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! Joke of the Day: What is Chuck ...

Insult of the Day: When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe ...

Insult of the Day: Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm. Joke of the Day: People who love ...

Insult of the Day: Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? Joke of the Day: Which big cat should you never ...

Insult of the Day: Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck. Joke of the Day: Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ...

Insult of the Day: I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia ...

Insult of the Day: You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time! Joke of the Day: Q: What's ...

Insult of the Day: Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread. Joke of the Day: Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? ...

Insult of the Day: You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes. Joke of the Day: What do you call an aardvark ...

Insult of the Day: Take a vacation; go to Club Dead. Joke of the Day: Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both ...