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Insult of the Day: I admire your because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat. Joke of the ...

Insult of the Day: Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. Joke of the Day: What would you hear at ...

Insult of the Day: They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none. Joke of the Day: A ...

Insult of the Day: You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face. Joke of the Day: What do you get if you cross a constable with ...

Insult of the Day: I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. Joke of the Day: Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. ...

Insult of the Day: You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! Joke of the Day: The teacher was furious with her ...

Insult of the Day: I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as ...

Insult of the Day: We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings. Joke of the Day: "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an ...

Insult of the Day: I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. Joke of the Day: Knock Knock Who's there ! ...

Insult of the Day: Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Joke of the Day: What's the definition of a good tax ...